三分钟幽默搞笑英语演讲稿范文

三分钟幽默搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇1

goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````exactlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

butfathermadethisalldifferent!heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

thankyousomuch!

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onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

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goodafternoon!

recently,therisaheateddebateinoursociety.thecollegestudentsarethebeneficiariesofarareprivilege,whoreceiveexceptionaleducationatextraordinaryplaces.butwillwebeabletofacethechallengeandsupportourselvesagainstallodds?willwebeabletobetterthelivesofothers?willwebeabletoaccepttheresponsibilityofbuildingthefutureofourcountry?

thecynicssaythecollegestudentsarethepamperedlostgeneration,whichwouldcringeattheslightestdiscomfort.butthecynicsarewrong.thecollegestudentsiseeareeagerlylearningabouthowtoliveindependently.wehelpeachothercleanthedormitory,goshoppingandbargaintogether,andtakeparttimejobstosupplementourpocketmoney.

thecynicssaywecarefornothingotherthangrades;andweneglecttheneedforcharactercultivation.butagain,thecynicsarewrong.wecaredeeplyforeachother,wecherishfreedom,wetreasurejustice,andweseektruth.lastweek,thousandsofmyfellowstudentshadtheirbloodtypetestedinordertomakeacontributionforthechildrenwhosufferfrombloodcancer.

ascollegestudents,weareadolescentsatthecriticalturningpointinourlives.weallfaceafundamentalchoice:cynicismorfaith,eachwillprofoundlyimpactourfuture,oreventhefutureofourcountry.ibelieveinallmyfellowclassmates.thoughwearestillinexperiencedandevenalittlebitchildish.ibelievethatwehavethecourageandfaithtomeetanychallengeandtakeonourresponsibilities.wearepreparingtoassumenewresponsibilitiesandtasks,andtousetheeducationwehavereceivedtomakeourworldabetterplace.ibelieveinourfuture.

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thefootstepsoftheXXworldexpoisgettingcloserandclosertous,civilizedandharmoniouscallisstillringinginmyears.shanghai,chinaobtainedtherighttohosttheworldexpoXX,expoXXshanghaichinawillbeaworldevent,thedevelopmentofshanghai'snewroundofgoldenopportunity,asitisanimportantembodimentofournationalspirit.

worldexpoisagreatinfluenceandalonghistoryofinternationalactivities,isthelargestgatheringofhumanbeings.peoplefromaroundtheworldgatheredinoneplacedisplaytheirproductsandskills,boastoftheirhometownandmotherland.exposettheculminationofhumancivilization,whichhasauniqueappeal,makeyoufeelsurging.

worldexpoisaplatform,wearethemasters.sheputupaplatformforustolettheworldknowus;shebuiltabridgeforus,sowebettercommunicatewiththeworld.thisplatformmayletusdisplayselfwantonly.wearethemastershere,wehavetolandlord,letguestexperienceenthusiasmandhappiness.

everyonetocontributefortheexpo,wearenoexception,asalivingpieceoffertilelandinpudong'steachers,weareproudandpride.inthevisionofabettertomorrow

,wehavetodofortheworldexpowillownawonderfulability,wehavethroughourhands,warmheartandsinceritytopracticalactiontoachievethecommitmentofshanghaitotheworld.weshouldeducatethemanystudents:donotthrowgarbageanywhere,nospitting,nojaywalking......,hello,thankyoufrequentlymention,letthematerialonthiscitywiththenewyorkcomparabletothespiritualcivilization.educateourstudentstoexcitingXX,willingtoshanghai'sfuturebycopiesofpower,ifonlyplantedasmalltree,participantsintheshanghaiworldexpoforeignguestsfeel:thisisaforestcity,pollution-freecity,ancientandcivilizedcity.bettercity,betterlife!untilthetimeoftheXXexpo,then,wewanttobecomeagloriousvolunteers,tochangingourforeignfriendsinshanghaiandchina'slonghistory,a

boutoureducationfortheworldexpowillcontributetheirefforts.

weexpectthemajorityofteacherswillbegreatenthusiasmfortheworldexpointopracticalactiontomeettheworldexpo,theexpowillbeatotalgrowth,andthecityofdevelopment,thedevelopmentofshanghaidevotetheireffortstoadvancehandinhandwithshanghai.

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loveyourmother

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

"becausei'mawoman,"shetoldhim.

"idon'tunderstand,"hesaid.

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

"andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k.".......

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

"whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?".

"allwomencryfornoreason,"wasallhisdadcouldsay......

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked"god,whydowomencrysoeasily?"

godanswered......

"whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining....

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly....

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears....

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart....

igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly....

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goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!

i’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!tobeginwith,iwanttoaskaquestion.doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?actually,todayiwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.ofcourse,whatiwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.

everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners(水手),wecanchartourcoursebythem.withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.withthedream,thereishope,withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.

ihaveadream:tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.mayletthehumanchangethehealth.atthesametime,ibelievedthat,thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.therefore,ihopedinthenearfuture,imightbeadoctor.

butiknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.

young!fortunately,iamyoungnow.justduetoit,iknowthatnothingisimpossible.ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.ifican'trealizemydream,itresultfromthatihaven'tworkharderenoughandiwon'tfindotherexcuses.ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.ifyouthinkthegodhaven'tblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.

"mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow,myswordisfamousinkyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains."atsometimeinthepastialsohadambitiouswordsandihadsomeachievements.eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.ialwaysbelievethat"ifyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers,youmustworkharder."insomeextent,thedreamisthehope.ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething,thevictorywillcome.

holdfasttodreams,forifdreamsdie,lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.holdfasttodreams,forwhendreamsgo,lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.somydearfriends,thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.whateveritis,pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.let's---move----out!

thankyouforyourlistening!